one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear.
i just asked him to bless this post and he did
order a pizza and when the delivery guy shows up act confused and ask whos it for, and when the delivery guy says your name just say “adam?….. adam doesnt live here anymore. he died exactly 10 years ago after he ordered a pizza. is this some kind of sick joke?” start crying, take the pizza and close the door before they even get a chance to ask you for the money. you now have a free pizza. congratulations.
i support gay rights. i dont support gay lefts though. down with these freaks
here’s a fun game: the morning after New Years go to your local gym and check out all of the miserable people with their new resolutions
KANYE WEST IS PREGNANT