dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

faceofbong:

order a pizza and when the delivery guy shows up act confused and ask whos it for, and when the delivery guy says your name just say “adam?….. adam doesnt live here anymore. he died exactly 10 years ago after he ordered a pizza. is this some kind of sick joke?” start crying, take the pizza and close the door before they even get a chance to ask you for the money. you now have a free pizza. congratulations.

nepeter:

i support gay rights. i dont support gay lefts though. down with these freaks

majortvjunkie:

here’s a fun game: the morning after New Years go to your local gym and check out all of the miserable people with their new resolutions

hylianbabe:

literallysame:

what the hell is that

shh its sleeping

nue:

cityofsmiles:

nue:

i hope i die before the year 2069 so i dont have to see all the dumb jokes people make all year on tumblr

i’m going to do better things than tumblr by then.

no you arent

darrynek:

KANYE WEST IS PREGNANT 

gaylenwashere:

justastrangeronthestreet:

I CAnT STOP ALUGHINg